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[Jul. 21st, 2008|10:50 am] |
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| | AM<AZED | ] | oh my god. Pigs are flying! Aflac put $55.00 in my account this morning. AMAZING! Good job, dicks.
...Can I have the rest? I gots bills. |
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I will talk to them for you. And if that does not work... *cracks knuckles*
I'll sick mah army wench on their cankles. BEWARE, DUCK!
And I'd do it too. It would be so epic... me, decked out in ACUs and cool toys, holding my M16, charging the duck with the Army theme playing in the background and the sun setting in the distance...
Oh yeah, totally do it. Look out Oscars, here I come!
So, can I go to your Oscar afterparty, get drunk, sell drugs, get arrested, and then blog about it?
You know, fried duck sounds kind of tasty right now... | |