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[Apr. 30th, 2008|01:57 am] |
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Fucking dramatic douchecuntians over in douchecountry trying to rabblerouse.
....That's all I have to say about that. Thank jesus's beard it's over and no one gives a damn. I'm sure someone is disappointed about that fact. nyah ha ha!
Anywho, I refuse to edit this entry today,so I'm going to be just typing the way I talk--and I talk in circles, so basically this entry is going to be a compilation of inane babble that goes something like "blahblah getting called into work every night, josh is amazing, I'm bad at mixing cosmopolitans, wish finals were over, friends are awesome, effing tennessee!!"
Yep. That's actually a pretty good summation of my thought process this week. I feel like I should write something meaningful, touching, and/or introspective, but that's not how my brain is functioning this week. In fact, my brain hasn't functioned in that way since, oh, maybe three months ago. I always feel dumber by the end of semesters, like I can't think in multisyllabic words or function on a keyboard except to draw graphs in Excel about market prices versus risk-free treasury rates.
This calls for my Brisco icon, because I am utterly ridiculous and useless for homework today. I'm also tired of having this bacterial plague, whatever the balls it is. Really, everytime I finish the antibiotics it comes back. Granted I'm not a stickler about taking them correctly every single day, but it shouldn't matter anymore when I've been on them for this long! Grrr. I needz a doctor. TWO MORE WEEKS PLEASE, BODY! |
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douchecunts FTL. also i love the phrase "whatever the balls it is"
I believe in including the word balls in any curse possible :P
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/64603712/1735726) | From: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) the_8th_square
2008-04-30 10:34 pm (UTC)
ehhh...I didn't mean to type all this and it's all indelible now because I've posted it... | (Link)
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YOU CRAKZ ME UPS. "Thank jesus's beard" -- I love it. Pure unadulterated win, that. I'm glad you're having a good time, although I really wish you would HEAL UP, you wonky-bacteriafied fiend! You need some...enzymes. Or electrolytes. I dunno; anatomy and health never taught me anything. Except not to run with Cissero. Or something like that. You need an extra shot of healthy. I sometimes...well, often, dream that my life is a videogame...maybe I can give you some of my health points that add up on the side of the screen. If you can follow this inane observation/joke (it's not really a joke and it's not funny but there's not quite a word yet for one of Michelle's oddball comments. Unless you use Michellism -- which doesn't really sound right...) I'll give you some health points -- If you were a gazelle....you'd be that one with the bacterial plauge. Thank god no one would want to eat you, eh? Do you get it? Cause you'd be all...bacteria-ish? And you'd be a helpless gazelle -- but nobody would want to eat you? Cause you're plagued? Get it? Oh. Wow. Nevermind. It's not funny at all.....God. I need to go cry because of that massive fail. I'll put a bandaid on it. Here, I'll give you a bandaid.  (not that that helps with bacteria problems at all but...)
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/64604021/1735726) | From: the_8th_square
2008-04-30 10:35 pm (UTC)
Re: ehhh...I didn't mean to type all this and it's all indelible now because I've posted it... | (Link)
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crap, I actually think that might be a skateboard!
I'm so sorry!
*headdesk*
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/49173103/498853) | From: blantoncirith
2008-04-30 10:48 pm (UTC)
Re: ehhh...I didn't mean to type all this and it's all indelible now because I've posted it... | (Link)
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BUAA HA HA, I haz a bandaid for my health. And as a diseased gazelle, I can proudly proclaim that there will be NO lion feasts upon my flesh today! Maybe tomorrow when I get mah antibiotics again....
Thanks for the bandaid skateboard! <3
You're on crack. I luff it. | |
